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Lady Gaga Breaks One Billion Viewers Mark

Lady Gaga is the first artist to get over one billion views (that’s 1,000,000,000, or one thousand millions) on the internet. It’s the combined views of her three biggest hits; Poker Face, Just Dance, and Bad Romance that has brought her over the magical billion views mark. I wonder if the internet geeks are more tolerant to gay people than I thought. Then again, one glance at the comment section on any YouTube video and that theory falls as flat as Debra Messing’s chest (snap!). Either way, the openly bisexual gay supporting artist has had immense success since her breakout hit Just Dance, and wether you hate her or love her, there’s no denying that the world has gone gaga for Gaga. See what I did there? Yeah… I’m clever like that!

Oh, btw, apparently Soulja Boy is right there on her heals, which is… cool I guess.


NASA Finds Life 600 feet Under Antarctica

This tiny little shrimp looking organism has been found deep down under Antarctica. The scientists found the amphipod when they lowered a video camera under the ice to, for the first time, explore the underside of the Antarctic ice.¬†Normally life should not be able to live under such extreme conditions, so this is quite the discovery. One of the scientists described their feelings about the discovery “We were just gaga over it,”.¬†Apparently that means they were very excited about the discovery since they put their poker faces on, rode on the drill like a disco stick, and just danced.

This is especially interesting to me since I’ve been to antarctica once. Yes it was this fishing trip my uncle Joe took me on. I remember it so well because we had to bring this long ass drill in order to get down to the water. And when it was time for lunch he had brought these great tasting shrimp, I remember dropping one down the fishing hole, it took such a long time before I heard… wait a minute… Crap.